Stay Positive: How to treat your girl right.
- Whatever you do, don’t just show up at their house…they run around in their underwear just like we do.
- Don’t cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out.
- Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any…
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Dumbledore:
Hey I've never met you
Petunia: ...
Dumbledore: And this is crazy
Dumbledore: Your sister died
Dumbledore: So here's her baby
Petunia: ...
Petunia: ...
Dumbledore: And this is crazy
Dumbledore: Your sister died
Dumbledore: So here's her baby
Petunia: ...
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"Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget Jesus. The stars died so that you could be here today."
-Lawrence M. Krauss
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